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Ticket sales are down; gotta make up the lost revenue with new sponsorships

I can hear Jeff Charles now

Well, it’s September First, 6 o’clock in the PM and 104 degrees in the shade, and we all know what that means … time to buy a couple $6 Aquafina waters using your Capital One Visa and make your way from the Brightleaf Hot Dogs Men’s Room, up the Physicians East Trauma Center Stairwells, through the Bojangles Chicken & Biscuits Aisles to your Preparation H aluminum bench seats inside Bagwell Field at Dowdy-Ficklen Stadium.

Well, Kevin, it’s the much-anticipated start of the 2018 football season – brought to us by IMG sports … because at ECU, we put the OMG in IMG football. I gotta tell you, as I was driving over to Bagwell Field at Dowdy Ficklen Stadium in my stylish wardrobe from H. Stadiem and my courtesy car from East Carolina Chrysler-Dodge-Jeep-Ram, the excitement got the better of me, and I had to stop at one of eight Sheetz convenience stores located near me and purchase my usual double-shot of Alka-Seltzer and an 86-ounce, ice-cold fountain Pepsi, the Pride of the Carolinas, in my special commemorative NASCAR anti-bullying cartoon cup, still available for a limited time from participating stores. Feeling much better now.

Pirates wearing their all-purple uniforms, a special sartorial collaboration from adidas and NeHi, and set to kick off, left to right across your Joe Pecheles radio dial. Incidentally, our first-quarter replays are brought to us this season by Pepto-Bismol, who reminds you to get your $#!+ together.

[Post edited by '82Pirate at 08/09/2018 2:22PM]

Posted: 08/09/2018 at 2:12PM


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