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'82Pirate

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A few additional game-day sponsorships we ought to pursue


I think all of these are, as yet, unsold:

The Greenville Proctology Pregame Show, with Dr. Ben Dover
The StubHub Fair Weather Fan Report
The Prevacid Starting Lineups
3M Duct Tape Injury Report
Smith & Wesson Referee Intros
Row YY, brought to you by the East Carolina Heart Institute and Surgi Center
The Rogaine National Anthem
The Clear Blue Home Pregnancy Test Coin Toss
Tampax Third-Down Gong
The Fifth Late Hit out of Bounds Penalty of the First Half, brought to you by Ritalin
The Jim Beam Halftime Stats
Halftime Men’s Room Queue, brought to you by Depend Undergarments
Third-Quarter Tailgate Show, sponsored by the Rams Club
Makers Mark undetectable hip flasks, the official flasks of Pirate Football
The Fourth-Quarter Questioning of the AD’s lineage, sponsored by 23-And-Me
The Kaopectate Late-Game Field Goal Attempt
Fruit of the Loom Unexpected Cannon Blast
The Oxycodone™ Post-Game Show, with live reports from the Greene Street Bridge

Posted: 08/10/2018 at 3:38PM



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