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'82Pirate

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Interim chancellor check list for Thursday, Nov. 7


New interim chancellor to-do list for Thursday, Nov. 7:

(Reminder: 2-for-1 burritos at Moe's)

1. Breakfast meeting with angry faculty.

2. Drive back to office. Pick up Pepto on way.

3. Approve some budget stuff. Cut some stuff.

4. Send prank "declining performance" memos to vice chancellors on cool "from the desk of the interim chancellor" stationery. Wait for calls.

5. Lunch. Find out what a Sup Dog is.

6. Send email to alumni and students, displaying deep knowledge of, and passion for, football and recruiting. Use terms like sack, naked bootleg and misdirection, especially if note is about Board of Governors.

7. Meet with Harry Smith and Tom Fetzer.

8. Wash hands thoroughly with kerosene.

9. Make friends with off-duty police officers.

10. Go downtown with off-duty police friends. Hang out in bars, drink shots and chasers with virtually anyone, cozy up with a tatted linebacker. Ask if she has eligibility left.

11. Stagger back to car to prep for breakfast meeting with angry faculty. Smile for security camera on Reade St.

12. Read Boneyard Banter thoroughly to determine best strategy for coaching hires, strategic direction and life decisions.


Posted: 11/07/2019 at 10:11AM



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Interim chancellor check list for Thursday, Nov. 7 -- '82Pirate 11/07/2019 10:11AM
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