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COVID-19 story - it's come to this

The following is a true story:

The other day, Mrs. '82 set out for what supplies she could find. The list was long, as it had been for 2 weeks. Each trip had ended in disappointment.

But on this day (Monday), when she came back 90 minutes later, I went out to help bring the stuff inside. She popped the hatch, and there on top of a pile of recyclable grocery bags, gleaming like a new set of teeth from Affordable Dentures & Implants, were two packages of cottony Cottonelle toilet paper.

We were getting so low that we'd had to start thinking about converting the bounty of Bounty, which made me both sad and frightened. The sight of those two beautiful 8-packs made me weep like a school girl. I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Yes, I realize it was butt wipes, but at that moment, it might as well have been a gleaming new green Schwinn Stingray bike with butterfly handlebars, a banana seat and a sissy bar on Christmas morning.

Posted: 03/25/2020 at 1:30PM


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