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Saw a kid standing outside the grocery store holding a pkg of TP, crying...

I assumed he was just that happy but I asked anyway, hey kid, you ok? He said, no sir, so I asked why. He told me he had 2 pkg but someone ran by him and stole one of them. Oh, man, I said, did you yell for the police or anything? He said, yes sir, so I asked, well kid, how loud did you yell, surely someone would have helped, show me how loud you yelled. He muttered, powice, powice. I said, what? Son, is that as loud as you can yell? He said, yes sir. So I took the other package.

(In response to this post by deepsouthpirate)

Posted: 03/25/2020 at 2:41PM


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