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A Pirate Tailgating couple who live in Ocean Drive, SC

Behind Hoskins Restaurant recently shared this advance Directive πŸ’œ

β€œMe (45) and Husband (52) has some disturbing requests after he has passed away.

This one is really bizarre and I apologized ahead of time. My husband of 12 years has had some medical problems recently. The topic about end of life plans came up , and I asked if he wanted to be buried. He didn’t want that. Nor did he want to be cremated..

My husband wants me to have his skull taken from his body and cleaned. Then he wants that skull put on the mantelpiece in the living room. The rest of his body he wants sent to one of those places that makes the gems πŸ’Ž out of bodies and made into two PURPLE diamonds πŸ’Ž. He then wants those purple gems to be put into his Eye socket of the skull to look like eyes. Then he can β€œ watch the family home” and β€œ be passed down through the generations β€œ β€œ

(In response to this post by DotArrrggg)

Posted: 06/28/2020 at 12:33PM


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Also, have An advance Directive -- DotArrrggg 06/28/2020 12:06PM
  A Pirate Tailgating couple who live in Ocean Drive, SC -- DotArrrggg 06/28/2020 12:33PM
  No, that's not creepy at all...r/e ** -- highlow 06/28/2020 4:17PM
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