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Stopped at a Speedway last night and . . .

. . . this lady sees my decked out car with my colors hoisted and says “oh, you’re for EASTERN Carolina.” I looked at her and said “no m’am I’m not.” Pausing a second, I said “I’m from EAST Carolina in Greenville, NC and we play The Bearcats at 3:00 tomorrow.” We had a nice conversation and she gave us little chance of winning the game. I told her statistics, AAC ranking and National polls don’t win football games. And that’s why they lace up their cleats. I told her to check out UC’s performance when playing in Greenville and she’d quickly realize today’s game is NOT a UC “gimme.”

[Post edited by CincyPirate at 11/26/2021 12:45PM]

Posted: 11/26/2021 at 07:33AM


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Stopped at a Speedway last night and . . . -- CincyPirate 11/26/2021 07:33AM
  Wasn’t pumping gas.!!But yes, I do pump my gas ** -- CincyPirate 11/26/2021 12:01PM
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  Last paragraph…wrong board. ** -- CutePirate 11/26/2021 08:38AM
  You’re right. I’ll fix it NOW. ** -- CincyPirate 11/26/2021 08:42AM
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  Thanks…… and I used none. ** -- EC GrapeApe 11/26/2021 08:47AM
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  Love it! ** -- captain crunch 11/26/2021 10:10AM
  She has half a brain. Poor thing ** -- gvegaspirate 11/26/2021 07:36AM
  Thats more than Biden has ** -- captain crunch 11/26/2021 08:04AM
  Half a brain?? What a compliment! 🤭😂 ** -- CincyPirate 11/26/2021 07:41AM
  Its that UC thing, ya know ** -- gvegaspirate 11/26/2021 09:02AM

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